Showing posts with label master ken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label master ken. Show all posts

Mar 8, 2026

Master Ken heads to Alabama in 2026



(from the Albertville Open Martial Arts Tournament Facebook page)

Let’s just say…

A very special guest will be joining us this year.

He believes:

• Stomping the groin is always an option.

• Ameri-Do-Te solves everything.

• Rest days are for the weak.

• And if you’re not yelling while striking… are you even striking?

That’s right.

The mustache.

The intensity.

The side-kick that may or may not violate several safety guidelines.

He’s coming to the Albertville Open – July 25 at Sand Mountain Park 👊🔥

This is your chance to:

Compete.

Grab a photo.

Try not to get kicked in the groin.

Go ahead and stretch. You’re going to need it.

Dec 7, 2025

Another great gift idea - buy your black belt rank in Ameri-Do-Te


For a limited time if you buy your black belt rank in Ameri-Do-Te you also get a free autographed photo of Master Ken.

Follow link here: https://www.enterthedojoshow.com/products/black-belt-certificate

If you are going to buy your rank you might as well buy it in the most lethal of martial arts, Ameri-Do-Te. "Best of all, worst of none."

What a great Christmas gift idea, but time is running out.

Buy your rank today!

Jul 16, 2024

Master Ken and the tiger within


"Here’s an artist’s rendering of me earlier in my martial arts career. Many people don’t realize that as you advance in Ameri-Do-Te your sleeves get shorter."

Jul 17, 2023

Carry a big stick


Walk softly and carry a big stick. But not too big. Especially if you’re headed to the airport. They’ll confiscate it. I’ve surrendered enough sticks to TSA to build a small dojo.

Feb 6, 2023

Master Ken Monday


 Time to grab Monday** by the Groin!

.**This is a reference to the day of the week, not a person who is coincidentally named Monday…unless someone with that name is behaving in a threatening manner…in which case by all means…

Dec 31, 2022

In Ameri-Do-Te, I am the weapon.

Even when I'm naked I'm still fully armed.

 

Jul 25, 2022

Master Ken still dangerous


 "My life is now complete" says Dylan Miller on a recent Facebook post.

Jan 23, 2022

Oct 1, 2020

Defund Cobra Kai

Stop teaching kids that karate works in the street! Study Ameri-Do-Te.

Jun 24, 2020

No rioting in these streets thanks to Master Ken


These tiger claws are open for business

Oct 20, 2019

Lethal Master Ken


artist unknown

Jun 11, 2019

More Master Ken fan art


 artwork by Andrew Aird

Master Ken bonus post

"Feeling deadly. Might delete later."

Jun 23, 2017

Stomp the Groin


Master Ken artwork by Aaron Tade

Jun 4, 2017

Cartoon Master Ken


Artwork by Aaron Tade

Even as a cartoon Master Ken looks deadly.

www.enterthedojoshow.com

Apr 30, 2016

Ameri-Do-Te Frequently Asked Questions



What is Ameri-Do-Te?

It is an American martial art that takes the best parts of every other style in world with none of the weaknesses. That’s why we like to say it is the “Best of All. The Worst of None.”

Do I need previous combat training?

No. In fact it’s better if you don’t have any background in other fighting styles as it will take much longer to make you forget all the incorrect bullshit you learned at another school.

What happens if I kill someone in the street using Ameri-Do-Te?

I recommend that all students familiarize themselves with New Mexico laws regarding deadly force. But we generally follow two rules: 1) Never attack unless you feel like you will be attacked in which case you should attack as long as you attacking does not involve attacking someone who was not going to attack you. 2) Dead men don’t sue.

How long will it take to get a black belt?

How long did it take for the tectonic plates to shape the faces of Mount Rushmore? (It will take less time than that depending on class attendance, ability to memorize material and ability to take orders without question or concern for the well being of yourself or others.)

What is that smell?

That smell is determination. Blood, sweat and tears soaking into the training mats after years of dedication and sacrifice. Also the sewer line backs up occasionally.

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http://enterthedojoshow.com/frequently-asked-questions/



Jun 18, 2015

Master Ken the World Interview



http://kenpista.com/master-ken-the-world-interview/

We met Master Ken last year at the Long Beach Internationals, where he did an amazing eye opening AMERI-DO-TE Demostration, the crowd went crazy and mostly everyone surrendered their belts to Master Ken.

 Many of our Martial Arts friends from around the world sent us their questions and Master Ken took the time to answer them all. Master Ken thank you very much for taking the time to share your insights.

Here is what you don’t know about Master Ken…

1. - What does Master Ken eat for breakfast when training hard? Linda from Oregon.
Ninjas. With tabasco sauce if possible.

2. - Does Master Ken have a favorite movie? Nathan from CT.
It’s a tie between “No Retreat, No Surrender” and any of the “American Ninja” movies. Those are some great comedies. All the bullshit in those films makes me laugh.

3. - I want to join the force (Ameri-Do-Te) how do I do that? Liza from Arizona.
First you must win a physical fight against yourself by knockout. Then, you must collect the hangnail of a ninja, an ounce of sweat from a Kenpo stylist, and the left sneaker of a Krav Maga instructor. Or you can just purchase a White Belt Certificate at http://www.enterthedojoshow.com/collections/all

4. - Does Master Ken train another sport or he is devoted to Ameri-Do-Te? Terry from Texas.
By “another sport” you are insinuating that Ameri-Do-Te is a something that someone plays for fun instead of being a deadly street fighting system. If Ameri-Do-Te was a sport it would be compared to activities such as shark wrestling or dynamite juggling…but it’s not. Because Ameri-Do-Te is not a sport. It’s deadly serious.

But to answer your question I occasionally play table tennis.

5. - What is Master Ken's secret diet to stay in shape? Victor from Chile.
I eat 400 grams of protein every day for muscle growth. It’s a mix of protein powder and raw meat. To maintain my focus during my workouts I drink a large can of energy drink every hour. In order to suppress my desire for carbohydrates I chew on a piece of shoe leather in between meals. This also strengthens my jaw in case I need to bite anyone during a fight.

6. - Does Master Ken like music? what kind of music? do you train with music? Nicole from Florida.
Pretty much anything by Frank Stallone.

7. - Does you style use any weapons? Ray from Florida.
In the hands of an Ameri-Do-Te specialist anything becomes a weapon. I can do more damage with a spatula or a nutcracker you could do with any traditional martial arts weapon.

8. - There is a place for the first 11th Degree Black Belt in the National Sport Karate Museum History. What do you think about that? Professor Gary Lee.
I think you should stop trying to lure me into your garage.

9. - Do you have a favorite weapon? Christina from Oregon.
If I had to choose one, I’d pick the knife. It’s a something you can carry with you almost anywhere and allows you to defend yourself as well as make a sandwich afterwards. Just don’t forget to clean the blood off the blade first.

10. - What do you think about Team Titanes from Mexico? Luis Gutierrez, Mexico.
I had to Google who they were and from the images I found they appear to be circus folk. My opinion is that their uniforms are very colorful.

11. - Elvis Presley was a Kenpo Black belt, what do you think about that? John from Las Vegas.
I think that seeing old films of Elvis doing Kenpo reminds me of what a good singer he was. Kind of like when Michael Jordan started playing baseball. We knew he was doing it but watching was kind of disappointing.

12. - Do you like to read in your free time? what do you do in your free time? Claudia from Argentina.
I read martial arts related material to see what other bullshit is out there and how I can fix it and turn it into Ameri-Do-Te. Whether it’s Ed Parker’s Infinite Insights or Bruce Lee’s Tao of Jeet Kune Do I always enjoy figuring out what’s wrong with everyone else’s style.

13. - What doe Ameri-do-te have to offer in the fight in on the ground? Franciszek from Poland.
We offer street-effective techniques they don’t teach in Jiu Jitsu class. Eye gouges. Fish hooking. Biting. Lots of biting. And at the advanced level we teach you how to use your bodily fluids to overcome an attacker on the ground. It’s called “Catch and Release”.

14. - Is Master Ken married? Alyssa from Nebraska.
Yes. I am married to Ameri-Do-Te. Every martial art that I met before her was a dirty…dirty whore of disappointment that smelled like pennies and shame.

15. - What is the most effective kick in your system and why? Ron from UK.
Restomping the groin. Because some can survive the first stomp. But nobody survives the restomp.

16. - What do you think about Jean Claude Van Damme? Carlos from Brazil.
I think that he is an excellent dancer but kickboxing is clearly bullshit. All I ever see him do in his training is kicking trees with his shins or flower pots with his feet. So essentially he is an expert in full contact gardening.

17. - What does Master Ken like to do when is not training? Ron from Alaska.
I am always training. When I’m in the kitchen cooking eggs I’m thinking of how best to decapitate someone with my spatula. When I’m in the office I’m coming with new places to stab someone with my pen. And when I’m in the toilet I’m imagining new and interesting ways to attack the groin from a seated position.

18. - What do you think about Hyper/Tricking? Henry from New York.
I think that anyone afflicted with this terrible illness should get a prescription for Adderall immediately.

19. - Have you ever had to use Ameri-do-te to defend yourself? Justin from Montana.
Yes. Many times. Against human beings. Wild animals. I was once attacked by a Plymouth Sundance late at night while I was minding my own business in the middle of the highway. There was a sign nearby that said “Speed Trap”. Should’ve said “Death Trap”. I destroyed that vehicle with my Kill Face. Not sure what happened to the driver. I meant to check on their well being but I had somewhere to be.

20. - What has been your biggest challenge you had to face? Norma from San Diego.
Realizing the greatness that lies within myself. Because every time I think I’ve discovered how powerful I am…I realize I’m even more powerful than I thought I was. So the power within me is so powerful that I can’t even use that great power to comprehend the power that lies within myself because…it’s too powerful.

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(Master Ken in his kenpo days)

Jan 30, 2012

Ameri-do-te!



www.youtube.com/EnterTheDojoShow

Funny as hell.